Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer

July 5th, 1776: The day the British drunk-texted America and said they still loved them.

*Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store.

Ill have a pepsi please Four CEO's meet up at a bar. Its the CEO of Budweiser, CEO of Heineken, CEO of Carlsberg and CEO of Guinness. The CEO from Budweiser orders a Bud and says ""the best selling beer in america"" and enjoys a sip. The CEO of Heineken orders him a Heineken, says ""the best selling beer in Europe"" and takes a sip. The CEO of Carlsberg takes a bottle of Carlsberg, takes a sip and say ""probably the best beer in the world"". The CEO of Guinness askes the bartender if he can have…