"Yep, I'm going to jail." When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*

A woman gets pulled over by a state trooper... As the Officer walks up to her window and flips open his little book the lady says: ""I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper ball, aren't you?"" The Officer looks at her with a puzzled look on his face and says: ""but ma'am, state troopers don't have balls."" There was a silence, the officer tipped his hat, turned around, got back in his car, and drove away.

The old man and the Corvette There was an old man, about in his 60's, and his dream was to own a Corvette, so he goes out and he buys one. He's driving on the highway, doing the speed limit, then he thinks to himself, ""Im gonna punch it"" So he speeds up to 80, he keeps going for a few more miles before he realizes there's a cop chasing him, then he says to himself, ""You cant catch me, i have a Corvette!"" So he's now going 120 MPH down the highway, he drives for a few miles before he realizes…

A man is pulled over speeding.. the State Trooper walks up to the driver's window and asks the driver ""do you know why I pulled you over?"" ""Yes"" the man says, ""I was speeding."" ""Why were you speeding?"" the Trooper asks. ""My ex-wife left me for a Trooper, and I thought maybe you were him, trying to bring her back!""