Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, ""Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our…

Stranded on an island Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. ​ Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, ​ “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. “ ​ “Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescu…

Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!

Plane Ride Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ""Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane."" Esther always replied, ""I know, Morris, but that airplane ride costs fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."" One year Morris and Esther went to the fair, and Morris said, ""Esther, I'm eighty-five years old. If I don't ride that airplane, I might never get another chance."" Esther replied, ""Morris, that airplane ride costs fifty d…