I have a rare condition where I'm compelled to eat clay. I've been shitting bricks all week.#Clay0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue#Clay#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Apparently when your wife says "let's make a baby," she doesn't mean assemble an infant from clay and chant The Old Words inside a pentagram#Clay#Marriage#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I've got washboard abs. As soon as I can find someone with clay-jug abs and someone with jews-harp abs, we can get started on our old-timey-hobo-band abs.#Clay0🔗 ShareWhatsApp