"50 Shades of Clay: The Aiken Story" might've been worse.

don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue

Apparently when your wife says "let's make a baby," she doesn't mean assemble an infant from clay and chant The Old Words inside a pentagram

The 3 year old and the beggar The beggar knocked on the door . A 3 year old boy came and opened the door for him. The beggar asked if he could have a glass of water. The 3 year old boy said , ""wait"" and then he went and got the water with the yogurt pot. ( you have to know , the place where I Iive sells yogurt with the a big sort of clay pot , that pot easily can enough for 4 people) . The beggar was so happy and he drunk all the water inside the yogurt pot at once then he said thanks to the b…