A man with crutches walks into a church... he dips one arm in Holy Water and throws the crutch away. Then he proceeds to do this with the other arm. Astounded, two boys run to tell the priest what happened. ""Boys, you just witnessed a miracle"", he said.""Show me this man so I may bless him; where is he?"" The boys replied, ""Flat on his ass in the back of the church.""

Wearing White ... A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, ""Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"" His mom replies, ""The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."" The boys thinks about this, and then says, ""Well then why is the groom wearing black...""

A boy wakes up on his birthday... He runs to his dad and yells, ""Dad, it's my birthday! Guess how old I am!"" Playing along, the boy's father asks,""How old are you?"" The boys yells, ""I'm 11!"" He then runs out of the room. Next, the boy runs to his grandma and yells,""Grandma, it's my birthday! Guess how old I am!"" Grandma calmly says, ""Come here."" And the boy slowly approached. The grandma takes her old, frail, white hand and sticks it in the boys underpants. After a few minutes of reach…

[NSFWish] A boy was walking along the docks one day and came across a pirate ship... He looked up and admired, in complete amazement, the beauty of the massive ship with all of the details and marks of a real life pirate ship. As if this wasn't enough, the boy then noticed a man sitting by the ship with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his eye. He went up to the man and asked, teeming with excitement, ""Excuse me sir, but is this your ship!?"" The old man replied, ""Why yes me boy,…