A man with crutches walks into a church... he dips one arm in Holy Water and throws the crutch away. Then he proceeds to do this with the other arm. Astounded, two boys run to tell the priest what happened. ""Boys, you just witnessed a miracle"", he said.""Show me this man so I may bless him; where is he?"" The boys replied, ""Flat on his ass in the back of the church.""