Little kid in sunday school the teacher is asking the 5 year olds questions, and asks one specific question to little Suzie; ""And why is it important for us to be quiet when we're listening to the sermon, Suzie?"" To which she replied, ""because the old people are sleeping.""

It's contagious A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. ""Carl,"" she says. Carl says, ""My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're contagious."" ""Very good,"" says the teacher. Then she picks Suzie, who says, ""The atmosphere was contagious."" The teacher says, ""Excellent, Suzie!"" Then she notices that littl…

A teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ""beautiful"" in the same sentence twice. One day, during grammar lessons, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ""beautiful"" in the same sentence twice.   First, she called on Suzie, who responded with, ""My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."" ""Very good, Suzie,"" replied the teacher. She then called on John. ''My mommy planned a beautiful ba…

English Class A teacher was at the front of her 1st Grade English class. She points out a girl at the front of the class. She asks ""Suzie, can you use 'Definitely' in a sentence, please?"". Suzie says - ""The sky is definitely blue"". The teacher replies ""The sky can be grey or black, but good try"". Johnny at the back of the class raises his hand. ""Miss, do farts have lumps?"" The teacher was completely baffled replied ""No Johnny, why?"" ""Then I definitely pooped my pants""