Little kid in sunday school the teacher is asking the 5 year olds questions, and asks one specific question to little Suzie; ""And why is it important for us to be quiet when we're listening to the sermon, Suzie?"" To which she replied, ""because the old people are sleeping.""

It's contagious A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. ""Carl,"" she says. Carl says, ""My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're contagious."" ""Very good,"" says the teacher. Then she picks Suzie, who says, ""The atmosphere was contagious."" The teacher says, ""Excellent, Suzie!"" Then she notices that littl…

A teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ""beautiful"" in the same sentence twice. One day, during grammar lessons, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ""beautiful"" in the same sentence twice.   First, she called on Suzie, who responded with, ""My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."" ""Very good, Suzie,"" replied the teacher. She then called on John. ''My mommy planned a beautiful ba…

Little Johnny and the drawing project One morning to spice things up, teacher decided to have a classroom drawing project. One person would start, then the next student would add to the drawing. She asked the students who wanted to start first, so little Johnny raised his hand. Knowing little Johnny had a disturbed mind, she decided to pick Suzie first. "I drew a box on the ground!" Proclaimed little Suzie. http://imgur.com/PicyJVo The teacher said it was a great start, and asked the next …