Stalin, Kruschev, and Brezhnev are riding a train when it suddenly grinds to a halt. Stalin says, ""I know what to do. We shoot the conductor, the ticket collector, and ten passengers at random. Then the train will run again."" ""No, I have a better idea,"" says Kruchev. ""We tell everyone on the train that true communism is just around the corner! Then the train will run again."" ""Tovarishi, you're trying too hard,"" Brezhnev cuts in. ""We simply close the curtains, lean back and have a vodka,…