German lorry driver sat in Liverpool bar mouthing off about how lazy the British are... He says 'I drive my truck from Hamburg to Liverpool via Holland/Belgium over to the UK and up to Liverpool

Wife: We need to go to the store. We're out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We're out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*

I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.

No, PSA, buzzed driving isn't drunk driving. Buzzed driving gets me home 51 weekends a year, drunk driving gets me home w/a fat chick.