The USSR is sending a Jewish spy into the Nazi Germany. He is told - 'Rosenberg, here's a bunch of antinazi propaganda leaflets. You have you distribute them among the Germans'. After a couple days Rosenberg goes missing and is assumed dead. A month later he returns all dirty but with a pile of money and says - 'I never had to sell such an unpopular product'.

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then this has to be a Christmas joke. I was on a train the other day when two Swedish men sat down next to me The two introduced themselves as Sven and Olf. Olf in particular was wearing a t-shirt with the USSR flag on and boasted a cap with a hammer and sickle on, so I assumed he was an avid communist. I asked them if either of them knew where I could get alcohol on the train, and Olf piped up: "If you go to carriage 4, you can get a Guinness, you idiot. You …

In USSR we had this joke An old Jew is on his deathbed. With weak voice he asks to call for a partorg because before his death he wants to join the Communist Party. A happy partorg rushes to him with filled out membership form to sign and a ready Party membership card. As the Jew signs the form he carefully takes the membership card and presses it against his heart. In a peaceful and happy voice he whispers: ""Today one more communist will die.”

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