A woman and her neighbor are on her roof in Houston waiting for rescue While they're waiting#Houston0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
-Houston, do you copy? -Houston, do you copy? -God damn it, Houston! -God damn it, Houston!#Houston#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem.#Texas#Houston#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[tries to eject CD 5 mins into space mission] Houston we have a problem I KNOW U CHEATED W/MY WIFE TOM ENJOY 12 YRS OF SMASH MOUTH U PRICK#Houston#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just saw a snake slither through my backyard, so if anyone wants a house in Houston, it's yours.#Houston#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp