A young man was going to be married so he asked his father if he could give his fiance his deceased mother's ring. This was fine with the father. The father decided to have it appraised for insurance purposes. He asked a lady friend who was a well-known jeweler to do the appraisal; she accepted, and said that her fee would be supper at a very nice Houston restaurant. They had supper together, and as they lingered over coffee, he produced the ring. She took it out of the box, examined it, put on …

Blonde flying to Houston, TX A blonde hops on a flight to Houston, TX. She sees first class sits down and thinks, ""I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm staying right where I am."" So the flight is about to take off and the flight attendant comes by and asks for the ladies ticket. ""Mam, your ticket is for coach. You need to go back to your seat because this is first class seating."" The blonde replies. ""I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm staying right where I am."" Puzzled the flight attendant goe…

Wrong email A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accide…

An old man and his wife stop at a gas station... it's an old-time type gas station where an attendant comes out and pumps the gas for you. While the gas tank is being filled, the young attendant tries to make some conversation. He sees that the car has Texas plates and asks the old man, ""I see you're from Texas. What part?"" Before the old man can answer, his wife leans over from hr side of the car and squawks, ""Heyyyy? What'd he say?"" The old man, about to answer the attendant, instead, says…