A bank robber escaped from prison Frank, being on the run and short on funds, he turned to what he knew bestrobbing a bank. There were several customers in the bank, including John, the local Mormon bishop, a pillar of his community. John always tried to find the best in people, and held himself to the highest moral standards. No drinking, no smoking, no swearing, and not even fast food would pass his lips. And so when John saw Frank, he stepped in. He tried to tell Frank how, if he would now on…

The Note There was once a boy called John. John, as a child, was extremely dull. When he failed his first grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to second grade. When he failed his second grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to third grade. When he failed his third grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to fourth grade. When he failed hi…

THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

[HOSPITAL] DOCTOR: "A-tisket a-tasket, you're gonna need a casket." WIFE: "What?" DR: "Your husband's knee surgery did not go well AT ALL."