Beer drinkers In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held. The presidents of many of the world's greatest breweries were on hand, and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first evening. The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of Miller said, ""The Best Beer in the world, an MGD please!"" The president of Budweiser asked for ""The King of Beers, make it a Bud!"". Adolph Coors requested a ""From mountain spring water, the clearest beer, a Coor…

Only Beer drinkers would understand In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held. The presidents of many of the world's greatest breweries were on hand, and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first evening. The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of Miller said, ""The Best Beer in the world, an MGD please!"" The president of Budweiser asked for ""The King of Beers, make it a Bud!"". Adolph Coors requested a ""From mountain spring water, the…

The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them. Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, ""You must have been a tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."" ""Why would you say that?"" wondered the broker. ""Because you've made more brilliant deductions on your last three returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire ca…