My doctor had a plate of McDonalds food that was a year old to show people that it never rots. The burger was dry but the fries were decent.

On the way to preschool the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still my heart' thought my friend 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke to the instrument: ""Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?""

An old lady gets a plastic surgery... She is glad with the results so much, that she decides to give herself a test. She goes around town to ask people if they could guess her age. First, she goes in a local McDonald's. She asks the cashier: - Excuse me, young man. Can you guess how old I am? - Hmm.. I don't know.. 32 maybe? - No! I'm actually 45! She's glad. Then she goes to buy some shoes. She asks the lady showing her a pair: - Oh sorry! Can you by any chance guess how old I am? - Hm.…

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant.