A man with a dog walks into a bar in New Jersey. He says to the barman#New Jersey#Animals#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse sues him for discrimination and wins $4.3 million and the bar.#Animals#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Sorry I got drunk and ate all the bacon. Wife: You ate Beggin' Strips. *me to the dog* Sorry I got drunk and ate all of your bacon.#Animals#Marriage#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp