Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego. San Diego, you idiot.#Carmen#San#Diego#San Diego+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A man talks to a woman -What's your name? -My name is Alyssa, but friends call me Carmen. -How comes? -It's simple. Car, because i like cars and men, because i like men. -I understand. Call me Beercunt.#Alyssa#Carmen#Driving0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A man sits in a bus when... a beautiful woman enters the bus. She takes the seat next to him and both start to exchange looks. After a while the man takes all his confidence and asks her "So, what's your name, beautiful lady?" She smiles and says "Carmen! ... but my real name is Sarah actually." "So why do you prefer Carmen then?!" "Well... first of all... I like cars... and the second reason is: I loooove men!" "That makes sense!" says the man laughing. "So what is your name?" Carmen ask…Read more#Carmen0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox? ""Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?""#Carmens#Carmen#Sandy#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp