😄 A man talks to a woman -What's your name? -My name is Alyssa, but friends call me Carmen. -How comes...

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A man talks to a woman -What's your name? -My name is Alyssa, but friends call me Carmen. -How comes? -It's simple. Car, because i like cars and men, because i like men. -I understand. Call me Beercunt.

#Alyssa #Carmen #Driving

Joke ID: 01KKTN9VTNH6EZV017ECBRJ967

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