Barack Obama walks into a Halloween Party with the First Lady on his shoulders... ...the doorman says, ""Excuse me Mr. President, but this is a Halloween party. Why aren't you dressed up?"" Obama says, ""I am dressed up! I'm a snail. I got Michelle on my back.""

What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentines card? ""I'm glad I've got you Michelle; I didn't want to be Obamaself"

What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be Obama self""

What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !