"daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa" *checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son#New Zealand#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980.#New Zealand#America#North Korea#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?#New Zealand#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one.#New Zealand#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp