Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle.

TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag. They use a white flag instead.

The French military suffered a major loss today... Their largest white flag factory burned to the ground.

French Jokes What's the standard issue weapon in the French army? A white flag. What's the only French martial art? Parkour, the art running away. Like the entrance to Hogwarts, if you look at the French flag from exactly the right angle (like that of an invading army), it turns white. An American, Russian, and French soldier see a German machine gunner. The Russian calls on his comrades to repeatedly suicide charge the German until he runs out of bullets. The American calls for a synchronized b…