A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, ""Father, may I ask a favour?"" ""Of course. What may I do for you?"" ""Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"" ""I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."" ""With your honest face, Father, no one will question you…