What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?

So Lady Gaga wears a tin foil hat and sings with Elton John and people clap I do it and you're all "This is Barnes and Noble, please leave?

It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce, he's a rocket man.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? Elton John in a coma.