Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity.

Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence.

id like to see an elephant put its foot on donald trump jr's stomach and press down until his guts came out of his mouth

Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.