Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.

[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball.

Trump says that Obama founded ISIS but in his defense Donald thinks that founded is a synonym for "located"