A pair of lifelong friends play golf and go to Hooters Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to NY other to California. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch. ""Where you wanna go?"" ""Hooters."" ""Why?"" ""Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs..."" ""OK."" Ten years later at 40, they play. ""Where you wanna go?"" ""Hooters."" ""Why?"" ""Well, you know, they …

A St. Louis Blues fan and Chicago Blackhawks fan walk into a bar together. The Blackhawks fan looks over and asks the Blues fan ""what's the post season like?"" The Blues fan replies, ""I don't know ask the Cubs.""       I thought of this the other day leaving the Blues/Hawks game with my buddy. He's a Hawks fan and I'm a Blues fan. We started giving each other shit after the Blues won. Might not be the best, but we still chuckled at it.

My Dad was the town drunk, ... and we lived in Chicago.

A group of friends decide to create a punk rock band... ... and they decided to name the band after an obscenity. Since these friends were totally uncreative, they decided to name the band 'Shit', because their music was the shit. They stayed true to the classic, three-chord punk everyone from the 80s was familiar with. Shit started getting popular in their city. When critics caught wind of their first studio album, they saw Shit as a revival of classic punk, launching the band from small gigs t…