"i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope" "use divorce, luke"

Yoda: *dies and fades away* Luke: Thank God. I was so sick of his backward talking. Ghost Yoda: Heard that, I did.

"The new Star Wars comes out in two years". (Luke 20:15).

[mom ridiculing me in front of new GF] "Luke was afraid to go into family changing rooms until 22 because he thought he'd get a new family"