paddy and seamus are sitting at the pub, havin a pint, when they watch out the window as pastor richards knocks on the door of the brothel and is let it. 'tis a shem...' - says paddy. 'aye... tis a shem' - says seamus.. ' that a man of the lord should succumb to the sins of the flesh.' another pint or three later and they notice rabbi goldstein knock on the brothel door, and be let in. 'tis a shem' - says paddy. 'aye- tis a shem..' say's seamus. 'that a man of faith, whatever that is, should be …

Higginbote and Goldstein Fordham freshmen were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. ""Well I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor"" said Higginbote. ""Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics maybe."" ""Obstetrics?"" scoffed Goldstein. ""At the rate science is going you'd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebody'd find a cure for it.""

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister are playing poker when the cops raid the game. The lead officer questions the priest, “Father Murphy, were you gambling? Father Murphy silently asks God to forgive him for what he is about to say. “No, Officer. I was not gambling.” The cop turns to the minister, “Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?” Pastor Johnson also appeals to Heaven. “No, Officer. I was not gambling.” The cop finally turns to the rabbi. “Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?” “Gambling?” …