The trip to ... hell? To celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary, John and his wife are planning a trip to Mexico. Everything should be perfect. John leaves a few days earlier to get everything ready. At night he writes an email to his wife, but enters a wrong address and the message ends up at the widow of a recently deceased priest instead. The next morning, the widow's son finds his mother passed out in front of her computer. It says: "My dearest wife, I have just arrived. E…

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Bungee Jumping Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. ""You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."" The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at…

Electric Chair Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, ""I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."" They throw…