Miley Montana (whatever) has decided to quit "singing" to focus on "acting". I am very "concerned."

My niece guessed the capital of Montana is Hannah, and I had to give it to her because as far as I know that's correct

What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana.

A young divinity student is sent from Montana to the Bronx. When he approaches the church where he was assigned, a young lady approaches him and says, ""Hey father, want a blow job? Fifty bucks."" He doesn't know what the girl means but assumes it isn't appropriate, so he declines. After being intruduced to the staff at the church, he pulls an older nun aside and says, ""Forgive me sister, but what's a blow job?"" She replies, ""Fifty bucks, same as on the street."" And yes.. I know it's an old …