A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, ""I'm Jesus Christ."" The first priest says, ""No, son, you're not."" So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, ""No, son, you're not."" The drunk says, ""Look, I can prove it."" He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, ""Jesus Christ, you're here again?""

A drunk man is stumbling around outside... He smells of beer and looks absolutely plastered. A priest walks by and asks him why he's getting drunk so early in the day. The man wobbles a bit and belches out ""Why, I'm your lord and savior"". The priest is, obviously, unconvinced and begins to walk away. The drunk calls out ""Look, I'll prove it!"" The drunk leads the priest into the building closest to them, a bar. The bartender looks over at the man in shock and says... ""*Jesus christ*! You're …

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk... A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He downs it quickly and orders one more. This process continues for a while until the man is clearly drunk. When asking for his 4th round, the bartender says she can't serve intoxicated customers and asks the man to leave, so he does. However, after an hour, he returns to the bar, still drunk. The bartender, aggravated, tells the man to get out. The man leaves once again, but this time, he meets another person out…

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, ""I'm Jesus Christ."" The first priest says, ""No, son, you're not."" The drunk turns to the other priest. ""I'm Jesus Christ."" The second priest replies, ""No, son, you're not."" So the drunk says, ""Look, I can prove it."" He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, ""Jesus Christ, you're here again?