A man walks into a bar and gets drunk... A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He downs it quickly and orders one more. This process continues for a while until the man is clearly drunk. When asking for his 4th round, the bartender says she can't serve intoxicated customers and asks the man to leave, so he does. However, after an hour, he returns to the bar, still drunk. The bartender, aggravated, tells the man to get out. The man leaves once again, but this time, he meets another person outside the bar. He tells the person that he himself if Jesus Christ. The other person doesn't believe him and asks for proof. The man agrees and says ""Follow me."" He walks into the bar and instantly the bartender yells ""Jesus Christ! What the hell are you doing here again?!""