A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, ""I'm Jesus Christ."" The first priest says, ""No, son, you're not."" The drunk turns to the other priest. ""I'm Jesus Christ."" The second priest replies, ""No, son, you're not."" So the drunk says, ""Look, I can prove it."" He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, ""Jesus Christ, you're here again?

eer booze and fun!' 'A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says ''I'm Jesus Christ.'' The first priest says ''No son I'm Jesus Christ.'' So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies ''No son I'm Jesus Christ.'' The drunk says ''Look I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims ''Jesus Christ you're here again?''

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says "no son you're not." The drunk turns to the other priest, "I'm jesus Christ" to which the second priest replies "no son you're not." So the drunk says "Look I'll show you." So he walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says "Jesus Christ you're here again?" EDIT: Thanks!

A drunk man is stumbling around outside... He smells of beer and looks absolutely plastered. A priest walks by and asks him why he's getting drunk so early in the day. The man wobbles a bit and belches out ""Why, I'm your lord and savior"". The priest is, obviously, unconvinced and begins to walk away. The drunk calls out ""Look, I'll prove it!"" The drunk leads the priest into the building closest to them, a bar. The bartender looks over at the man in shock and says... ""*Jesus christ*! You're …