In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco"

i named my first son "christian" and i named his twin brother "born-again christian"

A man's wife gave birth to his first son. After the delivery, the nurse comes out to him. Nurse: Congratulations! Its a boy! New Dad: I'm so excited! Im going to be the best dad ever! Nurse: that's great to hear.. Unfortunately, i have some bad news. Your son was born with no limbs.. Just the body and a head. New Dad: WTF?!......... DOESNT MATTER! Im still going to take care of him. Nurse: you should've let me finish.. i have some more news about your son. New Dad: Nurse: actually the body is al…

So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said ""Jesus really?!"" He replied with ""Nah, his name's Jose.""