An old multi-billionaire is lying on his deathbed... And he calls his 3 best friends into the room.   ""Now look,"" he says, ""I know I won't be alive much longer, and you know I love my money. I want to prove to my family that you CAN take it with you when you go. So, to keep them from getting their greedy mitts on my money, I'm giving each of you one billion dollars of my money to keep in trust until my funeral, at which time you will place the money in my casket before they close it.…

Three deceased appeared before st. peter in heaven... Peter asked one of the deceased what he made in his previous life. The soul replied, ""$300,000, I was a lawyer."" Peter questioned the second deceased with the same question. ""$75,000"" the second man replied, ""I was a salesman."" Peter finally asked the third deceased how much he made to which the third man sheepishly replied, ""Around $6000, I..."" Peter interrupted the man, exclaiming, ""OOOOOOH, what instrument did you play?!"" (I hear…

St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. ""Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?"" he asks one of the men who had been a butler. ""I was a good father"" he answers. ""Yes but you were a drunk all your life. In fact you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance."" St. Peter then turned to the next man a carpenter and asked him the same question. The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care …

Three prisoners There men are sentenced to 10 years in prison. However, the judge has allowed them an unlimited supply of whatever they want, within reason. The first man requests any meals he wants, it is granted. The second man requests any drinks he wants, it is granted. The third man requests any cigarettes he wants, and it is granted. Ten years later, the prisoners are released. The first man is let out of his cell, much fatter than before. The second man is released... stumbles three st…