Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each otherā¦ ā¦the NSA will finally read it.#Nsa0š ShareWhatsApp
Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist.#Nsa#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls.#Nsa#Atandt#Technology0š ShareWhatsApp
Job interview with the NSA Applicant: Would you like references? NSA: We have everything we need. App: You guys! NSA: I know, right!#Nsa#Work#Technology0š ShareWhatsApp
I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants.#Nsa#Driving#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp