Einstein and driver One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the big guys in science. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him : ""I'm sick of all this conferences, I always say the same things over and over !"" The drivers agrees, "" You're right, as your driver I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference at your place."" ""That's a great idea ! "" says Eistein,"" lets switch places then !"" So they swi…

#1939 One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world... One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world. On the way there, he tells his driver, that looks a bit like him, ""I'm sick of all these conferences, I always say the same things over and over!"" The drivers agrees, ""You're right, as your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."" ""T…

My girlfriend is into scat.... [A few quickfire, awful puns] My girlfriend's into some weird stuff, into scat, not the avant garde ska derived musical genre mind you, I mean...ask yer mother. She's also into australian accents, and has a particular affinity for fictional planets, in particular, superman's home planet is a particular turn on. I mean when she showers she has to use a Lex Loofah. Anyway, I'm racking my brains with how to satisfy her; the accent; the poo and fictional planets eventu…

Scientist Joke Blatantly Stolen from Askreddit. Einstein, Pascal, and Newton were playing hide-and-seek. While Einstein was counting; Pascal hid behind a tree and Newton stood in the middle of the playground, drew a box that was one meter by one meter. Einstein finished counting and saw Newton standing there in the open. ""I found you Newton!"" Newton replied, ""I'd wager you found pascal"". De Broglie was watching them and decided to wave back.