Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped

33, Male, Jerusalem. You?

How you doin' Jerusalem! "WINE" Here's a new tric- "MAKE WINE" Please, I've been working very hard on my routi- *dodges stone jars of water*

So this Isreali send his son to university in Jerusalem... The son comes back on holiday and breaks it to his father that he is now a Christian. The father is completely distraught and runs out the back door. His neighbor sees and ask him what is wrong. ""My son! He goes to Jerusalem and returns a Christian!"" he cries. The neighbor nods his head and say, ""You know, funny you should mention that. My son did the same thing. Lets go talk to the Rabbi."" So they go to synagog and ask to see the Ra…