Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped

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So this Isreali send his son to university in Jerusalem... The son comes back on holiday and breaks it to his father that he is now a Christian. The father is completely distraught and runs out the back door. His neighbor sees and ask him what is wrong. ""My son! He goes to Jerusalem and returns a Christian!"" he cries. The neighbor nods his head and say, ""You know, funny you should mention that. My son did the same thing. Lets go talk to the Rabbi."" So they go to synagog and ask to see the Ra…

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, ""You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000. The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, ""why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"" The…