An international women's conference was held. One segment dealt with marital relations of newly married housewives and working husbands. The segment feature three recently married housewives from three different countries. The first speaker was from the USA. She recounted how after she married, she told her husband she didn't know how to mop floors. For two days the husband could see that that it was true. His new bride could not mop a dirty floor clean. So on the third day the husband bought hi…

The Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and this conversation ensued: ""Have you any grounds?"" Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. ""No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"" It's made of concrete. ""I don' …

Polish Divorce POLISH DIVORCE A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete.…

Not a woman or a farmer, but a Polish man goes to a divorce lawyer.... A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day the Polish man rushed into a lawyer's office and asked the lawyer if the lawyer could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: *Have you any grounds?* Yes, an acre and half and…