The Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and this conversation ensued: ""Have you any grounds?"" Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. ""No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"" It's made of concrete. ""I don' think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"" No, we have carport, and not need one. ""I mean what are your relations like?"" All my relations still in Poland . "" Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"" We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. ""Does your wife beat you up?"" No, I'm always up before her each morning. ""Is your wife a nagger?"" No, she white. ""Why do you want this divorce?"" She going to kill me. ""What makes you think that?"" I got proof. ""What kind of proof?"" She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: POLISH REMOVER