Not a woman or a farmer, but a Polish man goes to a divorce lawyer.... A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day the Polish man rushed into a lawyer's office and asked the lawyer if the lawyer could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: *Have you any grounds?* Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. *No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?* It made of concrete. *I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?* No, we have carport, and not need one. *I mean what are your relations like?* All my relations still in Poland . *Is there any infidelity in your marriage?* We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. *Does your wife beat you up?* No, I always up before her. *Is your wife a nagger?* No, she white. *Why do you want this divorce?* She going to kill me. *What makes you think that? What kind of proof?* She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it says: **Polish Remover**