A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest seated beside her: ""Father, may I ask a favor?"" ""Of course. What may I do for you?"" ""Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"" ""I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."" ""With your honest face, father, no one will quest…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: ""Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"" ""Of course my child, What can I do for you?"" ""Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you thi…

I cannot tell a lie. A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: ""Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"" ""Of course my child, What can I do for you?"" ""Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it…

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, ""Father, may I ask a favour?"" ""Of course. What may I do for you?"" ""Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"" ""I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."" ""With your honest face, Father, no one will question you…