Blonde Co-Pilot This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out for help. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a l…

A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to one another on a long flight. Bored, and thinking he could have some fun with her, the lawyer leans over and offers to play a game. ""We take turns asking each other questions. If you cannot answer my question correctly, you must give me $10. If I cannot answer a question of yours correctly, I will give you $100. Deal?"" The blonde agrees to play, and they exchange a few simple questions, both getting correct answers. Then the lawyer decides to ask some …

Story of a dizzy blond !!!! This is a story of a poor dizzy blond flying in a seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She,frantic,calls out a May Day. ""May day! May day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and i dont know how to fly. Help me! Please Help me!"" She heards a voice over the radio saying: ""This is air traffic control and i have you loud and clear.i willtalk you through this and get you back on ground. i've had a lot of experience …

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: ""May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"" All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: ""The is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax.…