There was a computer dating back to Adam and Eve.. It was an apple, and a very bad one at that. It only took one byte for everything to crash.

Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single

Girlfriend gone and no Internet. Just jerked off to Halo menu screen music.