Trump's statement regarding China Trump: ""In little over a week when I take office, China will fall into a slump. Factories will shut down, shops will close, stock markets will not trade, and government will grind to a halt.The wealthy will flee overseas with their families, citizens desperately trade their currency for food, doors all across the country will be plastered with red notices and the empty streets will reek of lingering gunpowder. The people, with nothing to do will turn to day-lon…

A man phones his wife and asks her: ""Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week ... A man phones his wife and asks her: ""Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!"" The wife noticed tha…

""Class, can anyone name the space probe currently orbiting Jupiter?"" **Exchange student from Nanjing, China**: Juno!   **Teacher**: I *do* know the answer, that's why I'm asking all of you. Does anyone else know the answer? Extra points to whomever answers it correctly!   **Exchange student from Nanjing, China**: Juno! Juno! *Juno!*   **Teacher**: Wally! That is it! Go to the principles office immediately! *Note that the exchange student is one of the top students in…

Due to controversies over child labor in China, Apple has recently had to lay off thousands of people due to loss in sales... They fired the kindergarteners and half the first grade.