Donald Trump and Mike pence fall off a boat, neither of them can swim, who survives? AMERICA

Donald Trump and Mike Pence are at a banquet at the white house. A guest notices they are giggling with each other so he gets curious and goes to speak with them. ""What is so funny over here?"" Trump replies: "" We're planning WWIII"" ""WOW, and what exactly are your plans?"" Trump replies: "" We're going to kill 14 million muslims and a dentist"" ""Huh, why are you killing a dentist?"" Pence taps Trump on the back: ""See, I told you no one would ask about the muslims""

Mike Pence, Rudy Giuliani, and Donald Trump landed in the Land of Oz... Mike Pence: I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart! Rudy Giuliani: I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain! Donald Trump: (looking around the area) Where's Dorothy?

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Tim Kaine, Mike Pence and an elderly lady were on a plane that was halfway across the Atlantic Ocean on their way to America. Suddenly, the plane began to start shaking violently. A voice on the intercom said, ""We lost an engine! Going Down! Passengers take a parachute and get away before it blows!"" Unfortunately there were only 4 parachutes available. Hillary grabbed one, said, ""I'm sorry, but as a potential first female president and keeper of Wall Street inte…