Jake and the Cat Man: One man solves crime, the other spends the entire show being startled by thunder.

[petting friend's new guidedog] so how did you get here? "he brought me" wow [later in bed w/ wife] did you know dave's dog can drive a car?

Teacher students joke . ""what do you want to become when you grow up?"" A teacher asked his young students. ""I Want to be a like Iron Man"" Thomas answered. ""OK, But Iron Man didn't just become like that without studying and working hard. I hope you become like him one day."" said the teacher smiling. ""What about you Alice?"" he continued, gesturing towards Alice. ""I want to become an Actress and become famous?"" said Alice. ""Well I hope you achieve that one day and we see you in a great m…

Snake Bite John and Jake was walking in the woods when John decided to take a leak in a bush. While Jake waited for John to finish his business he heard John screamed and ran to him. John: ""JAKE HELP!"" Jake: ""what happened?"" John: ""a snake bit my d***!"" Jake: ""hang on i will call for help"" Jake whips out his cellphone and called a doctor. Doctor: ""hello?"" Jake: ""i need help! My friend got bitten by a snake!"" Doctor: ""alright, first you need a rope and tie down the part of the body t…